I Served the King of England by Bohumil Hrabal

30 September 2010 11:48

I Served the King of England cover

This was a very quick read and the second book which I have read by the Czech writer Bohumil Hrabal. It’s set just before the German invasion of Czechoslovakia and is about the life of Jan Ditie who is a young waiter who had previously had the job of selling frankfurters at a railway station. That work had been much more lucrative due to him having a scam involving not being able to give people their change until the train was just drawing out of the station. Of course he was never quite able to reach their outstretched hands as the train sped off.

He isn’t all that happy with his new career as a waiter at the Golden City of Prague restaurant and he fantasizes about saving enough money to be able to visit the nearby brothel.

Ditie is trained for the job by a head waiter who had once served the king of England and never tires of repeating the fact. Later in the book it’s Ditie who repeats a claim to fame – I served the Emperor of Ethiopia.

Eventually Ditie falls in love with Lise, a German gym teacher and moves to a town above the mountains of Decin which is described as being the first breeding station for National Socialists, better known as Nazis.

The regime is not happy about Lise, a good German, wanting to marry a small Czech man, especially when she has the pick of a town full of good Aryan SS men. But they are eventually allowed to get married and a son is born. It’s at this point that the story goes a bit peculiar because the child turns out to be mentally retarded and as a baby he spends his time banging nails into floors all day with a hammer!

When the Nazis are defeated things take a turn for the worse for Ditie too.

It was a bit strange in parts and I didn’t enjoy it as much as Closely Observed Trains, but it was fairly entertaining.

Better Than Butter Tarts

29 September 2010 21:01

I don’t think my tarts look particularly good because I didn’t have a deep enough tart tray and I should have made the pastry thinner, but they still tasted really good and I’ll know better next time.

I have to thank Niranjana for this recipe from Niranjana Brown Paper. You can see it here and view how the tarts should look! This one is from a cookery book for vegans. I didn’t know that vegans could eat margarine. Presumably butter can be used if you want but I just stuck with the marg.

The recipe calls for flax seeds and I managed to buy a sachet from Holland and Barrett health food store. It was very cheap for a 30g packet and I wouldn’t leave this ingredient out because I think it probably contributed a lot to the rich flavour.

I made the pastry from scratch but it’s a lot easier to just buy the frozen sweet shortcrust pastry. It tastes just as good, I think.

The next time I do this recipe I think I might put meringue on top just for a change because my pastry recipe uses 1 egg yolk, and I could use up the white in that way.

Sartor Resartus by Thomas Carlyle

27 September 2010 22:45

Sartor Resartus cover

Stefanie at So Many Books got me thinking that I should read this book.
This is the first thing that I’ve ever read by Thomas Carlyle, which is a bit shameful really considering he lived and taught a stone’s throw from where I live. I had always thought that his writing would be very dry and boring, he sounded like one of those old Scots curmudgeons to me, but I was pleasantly surprised. There’s a lot of humour in Sartor Resartus which is apparently his protest against Materialism, and it only occasionally descends into thou-ing and thee-ing, which I can’t really be doing with. The title means ‘the tailor patched or remade’ and although it’s written about Professor Diogenes Teufelsdrockh (which translates as god-made devil-dung) a German from the University of Weisnichtwo who has written a Philosophy on Clothes with Carlyle as his editor or patcher, introducing Teufelsdrockh’s work to the British public. In reality Teufelsdrockh’s experiences are Carlyle’s.

Carlyle was born in the very small village of Ecclefechan in the south of Scotland and having been there to see his birthplace I can see why he wanted to leave, there’s just nothing there and in fact the name of the place sounds strange even to Scots. I can imagine that when he told people where he came from, nobody actually knew where it was, which is why he gave Teufelsdrockh’s town the name of Weissnichtwo, which translates as Know not where. That’s my theory anyway but Wikipedia doesn’t agree with me.

Although this book was written in 1832 it’s amazing, and sometimes quite depressing how little some things have changed. On page 93 he writes: His first Law-Examination he has come through triumphantly; and can even boast that the Examen Rigorosum need not have frightened him: but though he is hereby an Auscultator of respectability, what avails it? There is next to no employment to be had.

This was obviously Carlyle’s experience and the reason why he ended up teaching in Kirkcaldy which he managed to stick out for just a few years, which isn’t surprising as he wrote this:
Among eleven-hundred Christian youths, there will not be wanting some eleven eager to learn. Which is presumably why, like many a Scot before him, he left Scotland to find fame and fortune in London.

Okay, so I admit it, I haven’t quoted any funny bits, but they are there, honestly. One thing that really annoyed me about the book is the use of the word English, which is often used when the word should be British or even Scottish. This must have been an editor re-writing Carlyle as no Scotsman would have done it. The author Smollet is even described as English! Or was it Carlyle posing as an English editor? Who knows. The structure of the book is multi-layered, but if Carlyle did mean to write English when it should have been British or Scottish – then he took it too far.

Apparently Dwight Eisenhower kept a copy of this book with him from 1942-1945 while commander of AEF and noted ‘It is a wise man who has read this masterpiece and acts upon its call.’ Adolf Hitler was reading Carlyle’s biography of Frederick the Great in 1945. Carlyle’s distaste of democracy and his belief in charismatic leadership obviously appealed to Hitler. Well nobody’s perfect!

The powers that be in the shape of ‘the toon cooncil’ demolished the building which was the school that Carlyle taught in, and replaced it with a 1970s horror. So the only thing which I could photograph is the other side of the street, which they daren’t pull down as it is The Old Kirk and this is the street which Carlyle would have walked down every day on his way to work, and the view which he would have had from his classroom window.

Pencil Full of Lead by Paolo Nutini

26 September 2010 00:00

Patrick Kielty played this song on Radio 2 this morning and it never fails to make me smile. It’s so jaunty. Have a listen!

And yes, he is Scottish despite the name, he comes from Paisley.

Agatha Christie’s Secret Notebooks by John Curran

25 September 2010 12:04

Agatha Christie's Secret Notebooks

This is a library book as I’m still managing to avoid actually buying more books until I make a serious dent in my TBR pile. In fact I had no intention of even looking at library books but when I returned some the other week I couldn’t resist having a look at the ‘new books’ shelves.

However, I think that if you are really into Agatha Christie then this might be a book that you would really want to own rather than just borrow.

John Curran is an archivist and he had the job of deciphering Christie’s private notebooks. Apparently her handwriting was terrible, and there were 73 of them to go through, so it was no mean feat.

It’s just interesting to see her jottings and ideas for various books, alternative endings and such.

The book includes two previously unpublished Poirot stories.

The Charming Quirks of Others by Alexander McCall Smith

23 September 2010 23:35

The Charming Quirks of Others cover

This is the latest in the Isabel Dalhousie series and although I have to say that I don’t like this series nearly as much as the Scotland Street books, it’s still worth reading, especially if you like anything set in Scotland. Apparently a lot of people do because McCall Smith books have been translated into 45 different languages. I doubt if I could name 45 languages.

Anyway, the book suffers from quite a lot of info dumping early on, for people who don’t know much about Scottish history presumably. Isabel now owns the Review of Applied Ethics, as well as being the editor and the book is liberally dotted with ethics with Isabel wondering what she would do in particular situations, and that can come across as being a bit ‘holier than thou’.

Isabel has been approached by the wife of a trustee of one of the posh schools in Edinburgh. The school is interviewing for a new headmaster and they have got it down to a short leet (list) of three. A poison pen letter has been sent claiming that one of the applicants is unfit for the position, but doesn’t elaborate. Isabel is asked to look into the backgrounds of the interviewees.

The blurb says: Level-headed, sharp-eyed and judicious, Isabel Dalhousie picks her way through her latest set of moral challenges with unfailling intelligence and proves herself yet again to be one of Alexander McCall Smith’s most lovable and enduring creations.

I can’t say that I agree with that because I find her annoying and therefore not very likeable. Plus Isabel has upset her niece by taking up with her one time boyfriend. Most women wouldn’t ever do that so the morality is only there when it suits her, not that I’m being judgemental or anything! This series lacks the humour of the Scotland Street series but there’s no doubt that other people enjoy them a lot.

McCall Smith also mentions in passing that cricket is hardly played in Scotland and when it is it is because of English influence. That is a piece of nonsense because cricket is played all over Fife and the West of Scotland. The author of Peter Pan was a huge cricket fan and he had played it in his youth in Kirriemuir where he built a lovely wee pavilion for the town. Fellow Scots Arthur Conan Doyle and A.A. Milne also played in his cricket team called the Allahakbarries. Perhaps McCall Smith should read the book Peter Pan and Cricket by David Rayvern Allen which would enlighten him on the subject.

As I got towards the end of the book it struck me that this is the sort of thing which could have been serialised in The People’s Friend, that ‘couthie’ magazine beloved by old ladies in tweed skirts.

At 245 pages it is a very quick and light read.

Dutch Spice Biscuits

22 September 2010 23:18

6 oz plain flour
3 oz dark brown sugar
3 oz margarine
1 tbsp. chopped nuts (optional)
1/2 tsp. cinammon
1/2 tsp ground ginger
a pinch of nutmeg
a pinch of baking powder
a spoonful of milk or 2

The easiest way to mix these ingredients is to put everything into a food processor and whizz it until the mixture is of a doughy consistency. You might have to add a bit more milk. It only takes seconds in my machine.

Roll out the dough and cut out with a cookie cutter. Place on a greased baking tray.

Put the baking tray in the middle section of the oven gas mark 5 / 375 F / 190 C for about 15 minutes. Check the biscuits after about 10 minutes as all ovens vary. You should be able to make about 16 biscuits.

If you don’t have a food processor – rub the flour and margarine together then stir in all the dry ingredients and mix well. Add two tablespoons of milk and mix to a doughy consistency.

I’ve shown two different biscuits here. With one you can see that I have used a biscuit cutter. The other one was simply rolled into a ball shape in my hand and then flattened out before being placed on the baking tray.

I think I actually prefer the look of the hand rolled biscuit and it’s easier and quicker to do that kind, no messing about with a rolling pin.

This is a recipe which I was given by my Dutch sister-in-law years ago, apparently they are traditional biscuits in Holland.

Cross stitch embroidery

21 September 2010 23:56

55 Flower Designs cover

I’ve been sewing and knitting for donkey’s years and I think my favourite kind of stitching is needlepoint/tapestry, probably because it isn’t so hard on the eyes. Cross stitch often has me just about going cross-eyed but I couldn’t resist buying this book a few years back.

As you can see, I’ve just about finished the strawberry design which will be a reminder of summer for me. I have the teeniest wee alpine strawberries in my garden which grow all over the place. They taste lovely, that is if you can find them before the blackbirds do. The flavour is better than that of normal sized strawberries but I always think that they would be just perfect as a snack for a Borrower from the books by Mary Norton.

A Private View by Michael Innes

21 September 2010 00:02

Unfortunately Amazon doesn’t have an image of the classic Penguin edition. My copy is an original which I was lucky enough to buy very cheaply along with a whole load of others in Edinburgh.

This book was first published in 1952 and I would say that it does have plenty of period atmosphere about it, which is always a pleasure to me. It’s liberally sprinkled with Humbers and Austin Sevens cars and mentions a florin in the very first page. Ah, the nostalgia of it all. If you aren’t that old you might not know that a florin was the name of a 2 shilling coin in the pre decimal days. I well remember getting a couple of them for my pocket-money in the 1960s. It is 10p in new money.

Anyway, back to the book. I really enjoyed this one. Appleby has been elevated to the dizzy heights of Assistant Commissioner of Police and has been given a knighthood.

Sir John and his wife Lady Appleby (who is an artist) visit a private view of the memorial exhibition of Gavin Limbert, a young artist who has recently been found dead in his flat, from a gunshot wound. Whilst at the exhibition one of the paintings is stolen and so begins the mystery involving more murders and lots of intrigue which I’m not going to elaborate here.

Lady Appleby, otherwise known as Judith does a fair bit of sleuthing in this story and there is also quite a lot of humour in it, always welcome, I think!

The night club in the story is called the Thomas Carlyle, a nod from one Scottish author to another. I can just hear Carlyle ‘birling’ in his grave.

Another character in the book is Moe Steptoe, a second-hand/junk dealer who even has a yard with double doors as in Steptoe and Son. This character was written at least 10 years before Ray Galton and Alan Simpson came up with Albert Steptoe. I can’t help thinking that one of them must have read A Private View and then forgotten about it and used the character and situation.

If you’re into vintage crime then you’ll probably enjoy this one and it’s also a very quick read at just 199 pages.

I do have a soft spot for vintage Penguin books. I know that the covers are very plain, but to me they are understated and classy!

The Lacuna by Barbara Kingsolver

19 September 2010 18:22

Yet again I find myself thanking Judith of Reader in the Wilderness for recommending an author, Barbara Kingsolver this time. This is the first of her books which I’ve read and I didn’t know anything about it at all, so it was a great surprise when I realised that it’s about something that I’m interested in.

As a 12 year old Harrison Shepherd is transplanted from Virginia to coastal Mexico when his Mexican mother walked out on her American husband (Harrison’s father) to shack up with Don Enrique whom she hoped would marry her.

Harrison is shunned by the villagers, only having the servant Leandro as company. As well as teaching Harrison how to cook, Leandro shows him how to swim underwater using goggles and he discovers the lacuna, an underwater cave, and the experience is so important to Harrison that he decides to write it down in a notebook and so starts a habit which he keeps up for years.

In the next part of the book Harrison meets and works for the artists Diego Rivera and Frida Kahlo and then goes on to become cook and secretary for Trotsky! Exciting times!

Harrison eventually ends up back in America, North Carolina to be precise, as a 20 year old. What is it about North Carolina? The place seems to haunt me, in newspapers and on the radio – it’s everywhere!

I suppose I should have seen it coming, but I didn’t – The McCarthy era that is. And Harrison doesn’t come out of it well, obviously, given his background.

Even although I’ve seen plenty of McCarthy ‘trials’ on the tv with poor souls squirming under the questioning of evil ignoramuses, I still find it hard to believe that such a thing could happen in a developed country, and so recently too. The thought of it sends shivers down my back.

I think people still use the term ‘un-American’ even nowadays and to them it seems to be synonymous with ‘evil’. My theory is that because America is a very ‘young’ country some people get quite paranoid at the thought of change – possibly because change happens so quickly there – not realising that people and places can’t stand still and may not develop the way they would like it to.

I happen to live in a part of Scotland which had a communist Member of Parliament for years in the 1960s-70s. (Willie Hamilton, due to the large number of coal-miners who lived in the constituency). There is still at least one communist local councillor in the area and roads in a nearby town have been named such things as Gagarin Way. Nobody freaked out about it, after all it’s a democratic country but it just wouldn’t have been possible in the ‘land of the free’.

Barbara Kingsolver won the Orange prize with The Lacuna which I believe amounts to £60,000 and although I haven’t read any of the other short-listed books, I can’t imagine that they would be as good as this one.

I learned a lot, including the fact that the US government attacked First World War veterans with tear gas and used tanks against them, threatened them with machine guns and slashed veterans and their families with sabres! Also that there had been rationing in America during World War 2, although obviously not to the same extent as the rationing in the U.K.

I’ll have to look out her other books now!