Scottish words: smirr

We get a lot of rain in Scotland, of all different sorts. I think that smirr is the most annoying kind because when you look out of the window it’s very difficult to see it. It doesn’t really fall like ordinary rain and so it has no sound and if you aren’t careful it’ll fool you into thinking that it’s just another grey, dreich day. But if you venture outside in smirry rain and you aren’t dressed for wet weather – before you know it you’ll be drookit, drenched, right through to your knickers! It reaches places that ordinary rain doesn’t reach.

Smirr seems to be a Scottish phenomenon, my eldest brother has lived in the Netherlands for the whole of his adult life and although it’s damp there too, smirry rain is unknown to them.

In Ian Rankin’s book Black and Blue he describes smirr as being a fine spray-mist, which is a fair description I suppose. I’ve always thought of it as very low transparent cloud. Whatever it is – it’s very wet.

Weather update

I’m not complaining, honestly. But suddenly it’s really warm again, almost too hot, and the forecast for the weekend is good. That’s nearly a miracle.

The down side of this is that the midges are out and biting by the millions. It’s especially bad near any lochs.

We had been hoping that the horrendous winter would have killed a lot of the wee blighters off. What they think has happened is that the midges survived the cold but the birds and bats which would normally eat the midges, didn’t do so well during the snow and ice.

Unfortunately, human beings are top of the midge menu.

A Weather Report

I know it’s my own fault, I should not have complained about the weather because now we are back to the cold and rain.

There should be a law against rain in June. Wet washing hanging around the house is so depressing. Such is life.

It doesn’t take much to make me happy, honestly. My washing dried out in the fresh air hits the spot every time

It’s Too Hot

It’s official. I’m just never happy. After moaning and chittering all through that seemingly never ending winter, I’m complaining about the heat now.

Today it was 65 Fahrenheit in our house, that’s 18.3 Celsius, downstairs, which was fine really. Upstairs, even with all the windows open it was 75 F, that’s 23.9 Celsius. I nearly melted, it really saps your energy, and I’ve got a headache from the sun – must remember to wear a hat.

It’s been four years since we’ve had a day this hot here and apparently it’s going to be even hotter tomorrow. We had hoped to get up a hill this weekend but I don’t know now.

I suppose it would be cooler higher up and there should be a nice breeze. On the other hand, the hill climb might be purgatory.

The photographs would be good though.

Scottish words: Chittering/Chittery-bite.

Frozen fountain in Beveridge Park

As you can see from this photograph it has been so cold here that everything has frozen up. It has been colder than Norway, Finland and the South Pole.

So we have all been chittering, which is the Scottish word for shivering. You might think it strange when I say that my worst attacks of chittering have always been in the summertime. The reason for this is that when you are wee, you seem to have a thing for paddling in water, and before you know it, you’re up to your neck in it. I’ve noticed that this happens to dogs too.

There’s no sense to it whatsoever because you know that you are either in the North Sea or a loch full of snow melt from the mountains. So it can’t be anything other than freezing and you’re going to end up chittering within about 10 seconds of hitting the water.

Luckily your mum will have come prepared with a chittery-bite. This is something nice for you to eat – a sandwich or a cake or maybe chocolate. Anything for you to get your teeth wrapped around and before long, you will have stopped chittering and your mum has saved you from hypothermia – again.