The Diary of a Farmer’s Wife 1796-1797 by Anne Hughes – 20 Books of Summer 2022

Diary of a Farmer's Wife 1796-1797 cover

The Diary of a Farmer’s Wife is a bit of a conundrum, as strictly speaking it’s not what most of us would think a diary would be. Supposedly it was written in 1796-1797 by Anne Hughes who lived in a remote country farmhouse near Chepstow, Monmouthshire. However the existence of the diary seems only to have come about because a young girl who was born in 1884 and was called Jeanne Keyte met an elderly woman who told her about her mother – Anne Hughes who had kept a diary. The old lady read to Jeanne from a thin book containing spidery writing, and also told her lots of stories about her mother Anne Hughes, and Jeanne wrote them all down so that she could put them in a book eventually. Michael Croucher who wrote the Foreword says, Certainly it should not stand as a historical text in the conventional sense, he views the diary as being more like a folk song.

However, it’s a really entertaining read. Anne Hughes led a very busy life as a farmer’s wife and if there was anyone in the neighbourhood in need, she took it upon herself to send them food and blankets, whatever she thought would make them more comfortable. She had to do it under cover though as her husband wasn’t so open-handed. There’s a lot of humour involved as her husband had a hot temper, but she was always able to defuse it by feeding him his favourite food or drink. She described him as being like a great baby – which he was.

There are a lot of hatches, matches and dispatches, scandals and cooking, including recipes if you’re that way inclined. Anne comes across as being a really lovely woman, even hoping that men who might have stolen some sheep won’t be caught as they would be hanged.

In the end it doesn’t really matter if a lot of the book is the result of embroidery by Jeanne, it’s an interesting and comfortable read, one of those books that you could dip into at any time and find something to amuse you.

I read this one for 20 Books of Summer 2022.

The Portable Dorothy Parker – The 1944 Club

I’ve just got back from a weekend in Aberdeenshire where I had expected to be able to finish The Portable Dorothy Parker, well – I didn’t quite manage it but I’m not far off the end. Often her short stories feature married couples who are quite mismatched and spend a lot of time bickering and misunderstanding each other. One is about the stresses of dating with a young woman willing the phone to ring, praying that ‘he’ will ring her. They’re about human nature and she had a neat turn of phrase such as – His voice was intimate as the rustle of sheets

I had expected her stories to have more humour in them but I’m still finding them entertaining. I had no idea that Dorothy Parker wrote poetry, there are a lot in this book and they are often quite funny.

General Review of the Sex Situation

Woman wants monogamy;
Man delights in novelty,
Love is woman’s moon and sun:
Man has other forms of fun.
Woman lives but in her lord;
Count to ten and man is bored.
With this the gist and some of it,
What earthly good can come of it?

What do you think? A wee bit dated maybe? My copy of this book is in the first half of The Penguin Dorothy Parker.

And what did I get up to in Aberdeenshire? Well, three castles were visited as was one bookshop, and I now have nine more books to find space for, but more about those in another post.

Lord Mullion’s Secret by Michael Innes

This one was published in 1981 and although it’s a fairly entertaining read I have to say that it’s completely different from the usual books published under the name of Michael Innes. There’s no murderer or real mystery to be detected.

It’s a Charles Honeybath mystery and Honeybath is a well-known portrait painter so when Lord Mullion invites Honeybath to his stately home so that he can paint Lady Mullion’s portrait we’re taken straight into that favourite environment of the mystery writer. It feels very like a vintage crime book for that reason and the only modern thing in the book is the television set which is carefully hidden behind panneling, away from the eyes of the paying public who tour Mullion Castle.

It’s more a romance than a mystery, although there is a wee bit of family mystery along the way. It’s very light-hearted and quite amusing at times, a comfort sort of read.

Charles Honeybath and Lord Mullion had been at boarding school together, in fact as Lord Mullion is younger he had been Honeybath’s ‘servant’. I suppose we all know that in those situations the younger lad is called a fag, but I hadn’t realised before that the older boy is called the fagmaster! Honestly, you have to laugh at the upper-class twittiness which probably still goes on at places like Eton. I wonder who was David Cameron’s fag!